Splendid - Professor Elemental

Woke up this morning feeling super

Where’s the butler?

Pass me the butter.

My muffins are freshly baked

Wake up then I stretch and shake

My life well yes it’s great

Like I live on a slice of special cake

With loads of ingredients

If my home is my castle,

That’s most convenient

Because my home is a castle

And I laugh at the top of my turrets

My drawbridge is over a moat filled with tea

And I’m far above it I just love it This life of mine

Life everyday is a prize that shines

Lighting my way through the unsightly times

To the stage where I find that the mic is mine

I love it to see the friendly faces

Few are strangers in my fan bases

I love them almost paternally

I have an orangutan serving me Is that so eccentric?

Invention just means «be open ended.»

So if you’re special but no one said it Shout it out with me It’s all so splendid, splendid!

Yes indeed!

It’s splendid

I’m really pleased

It’s splendid

Well isn’t that nice?

It’s splendid

So sing it twice!

It’s splendid

Yes indeed!

I’m really pleased

It’s splendid

Well isn’t that nice?

It’s splendid

Hahah

(That took it out of me)

(Where am I again?)

(Oh yes, there we go.)

The fresh smell of a newly mowed lawn

First cup of joy on a misty morn

When you sip from a dark brew

In a sharp suit watching cartoons

Your very own baby

Flame haired ladies

Lovely roast hen with Yorkshires and gravy

Or a ride where you scream for joy on a steam-powered flying machine

Or a scene from your new ambition played in the present tense

Or some sentiments sent from a loved one to end offense

Or eleven pence paid for a Marmoquin

Sitting at a bar with a glass of Pimm’s

Getting what you want for your birthday

Or watching the Las Vegas mermaids

Sitting in a deck chair listening to sea

Or listening to me Knowing that you said what you said and you meant it because everything is ever

so It’s splendid

Yes indeed!

I’m really pleased

It’s splendid

Well isn’t that nice?

It’s splendid

So sing it twice!

It’s splendid