The Best Freestylers in the World - Aunty Donna, Montaigne, Boilermakers

Oh you bad, huh?

Straight street Boilermakers

Aunty Donna

Let me tell you a little story 'bout the three baddest boys in comedy

Turned rap freestyle prodigies

Now the rap kings of the jungle like Mowgli

They came, saw and conquered it so hard

Arnold Schwarzenegger jumped in his car

And drove the fuck out of town!

They tore the roof off like old Rome buildings

They brought the scene to its knees like a goal kicker

They got the strength of an ant but with balls bigger

Aunty Donna all about that money like a gold digger

Fuck your pen and paper, they masters of off of the dome spitting

On the spot like a road infringement

They freestyle, no writtens and still blowing all you pussies away like you

foam kittens

Shark attacks, the most fear, they got haters hoping the coast clear

'Cause they taking these nuts

They’re lyrical castrators Aunty Donna

Baddest motherfuckers in the rap game, get 'em Mark

I’m so rich you can’t touch me

I got heaps of cars and planes (vroom vroom!)

I got like fifty hundred planes

And I got twenty cars at least, minimum (vroom vroom!)

I take a car, put it in a plane

Fly my plane around with the car in the plane

Then I take the plane, put it in a bigger car

Now I got a car plane car

And guess what’s inside the car?

(what?)

'Bout 50 dogs

And all the dogs reckon I’m sick (that's a lot of dogs)

And they love because dogs feel love

It’s a scientific fact, look it up

And then I get that plane and I put it on a truck

Put it on a truck now I got a truck plane car plane truck

In my garage which is a double garage (so wide motherfucker!)

Put your hands up for the greatest in the world

Words so extemporary and good they’ll make you hurl

They only fuck diamonds and they only shit pearls

'Cause they’re the best freestylers, they’re the best freestylers in the world

Yeah!

They’re the best freestylers in the world

Yeah you know what to do now Zach

'Burps' That’s fuckin' disgusting

Going in now

They’re the best freestylers in the world

Come on, get 'em Zach, get em boy

Everybody goes «where do you get that swag?»

I’ll tell you where I got that swag my friend

I got it from Target and then they go «Target!

Wow!»

(Yeah yeah yeah)

But you look like a gangster sir

Well I say «Well that’s 'cause Mum sticks diamantes on my pants»

I said 'Mum, I wanna look like a gangster;

go to Jay Jays"

She said «Zach you can’t go to Jay Jays (what?)

They charge something like $ 70 for pants (that's too much for pants!)

Tell you what — we’ll get some nice pants from Target

And I put some diamantes- diamon- diamontes on them»

And it looks like I got some diamond swag

Crystal and swag (sip it up! sip it up! sip it up!)

Put your hands up for the greatest in the world

Only drink bottled water with the curly wurly straw (slurp slurp)

Yesterday night they sucked off their own dickholes

'Cause they’re the best freestylers

They’re the best freestylers in the world Yeah

They’re the best freestylers in the world

Yeah, you know working in the industry

I’ve met so many famous people

They’re the best freestylers in the world

I work in the arts (what?)

And I’ve met lots of high profile people (makes sense)

Including Lindy Burns at ABC, yes, I have (Google it motherfucker)

And I’ve met Hamish Blake and I’ve met Rove McManus

And I’ve met John Wood from Bikie Wars

And I- when I worked at the MCG (gotta get that munster)

One day they told me Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were coming to watch the

football

And I was like «oh wowee» and I saw them walk in

They went into a corporate box

And they had some party pies (yeah yeah yeah sauce!)

Yes they did and then they came out later

But apparently I was on my break

But he was genuinely quite short and muscular

And Guy Pearce was there too (with sauce)

Put your hands up for the greatest in the world

(come on, put em up, put em up)

We only eat Sumatran tigers there are less that 400 left in the world (but we

spit out the bones)

They all understand not many words rhyme with world

'Cause they’re the best freestylers

They’re the best freestylers in the world

I own several flashy cars

I love to listen to Bruno Mars

And I’ve got some bras

And I go to the tar pit in LA

I was gonna say tars

Oh no fars what?

Spas oh ha

You’ve thrown me off 'cause I couldn’t say tars oh no

Donna Lars