Best Day of My Life - Aunty Donna, Demi Lardner

It’s the first of school and heck

One of my electives was Home Ec

I chose it as a bludge subject

But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

The year 11's are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench

But because they were away on camp

We got to sit on the bench

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

Had a new teacher for Health today

Only took 8 minutes to make him cry

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

At recess I wanted a can of Coke

So I went to the machine to get a Coke

I put in two bucks then pressed the button

And serious, I got ten cans of Coke

Put the cans in my jumper

The I put 'em in my locker

Then I went back to get more cans of Coke

I ended up with 48 Cokes

And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

I just found a big stick

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

Friday was a casual day

To raise funds for Sudan or some shit

Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;

«You're in your uniform!»

And he was like;

«I don’t even care!»

But he did care

'Cause he called his Mum

And she brought him a Billabong top

But we still called him 'Uniform cunt'

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

I hit Andrew with my stick

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

Daniel came late to school

'Cause he went to his oncologist

He got KFC on the way to school

And he gave me a chippie!

Best day of my life

Best day of my life

I walk into English class

They put on Shrek:

Fuckin' sick!

Best day of my life

Mr. Harry took my stick

Worst day of my life

Worst day of my life

Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level

meeting

To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident

We did no work

We just sat in the gym

And they talked to us about grief and stuff

And then period 4 was supposed to be a test

But we didn’t have the test because they teacher was dead!

Best day of my life

Pat got a stiffy

It was funny

Stiffies are funny

Stiffies are funny

Oh man that’s fucked

What you mean about the dead teacher?

No about the stick man!