Chuffed (Dad Song) - Aunty Donna

Oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids and they make me chuffed

Got new tyres and they make me chuffed

Discount Snickers get me chuffed

Watching Nine News gets me chuffed

I found a Chinese joint down the road

Does better honey chicken than the other Chinese joint

There’s more car spots and they’ve got Pepsi Max

And it’s a little bit cheaper and it makes me chuffed

My son got a job at Subway and it makes me chuffed

Get Smart’s on telly and it makes me chuffed

A weekend in Echuca gets me chuffed

Making good time on the freeway gets me chuffed

Got a quote on the shed for $ 1700 then I went and got a quote from a friend of

Geoff’s

He quoted $ 1200 so I saved heaps

Got your mum new towels and she was chuffed

Oh, I’m a dad (work in sales)

Just checking that you’ve got something for your mother’s birthday

Big Bang’s on telly and it makes me chuffed

That Kelly Cuococo makes me chuffed

South Park’s a bit rude, it doesn’t make me chuffed

I’ve got a synonym book and it makes me pleased

I’ve got fish and chips 'cause mum’s working late

I know the owner and he calls me mate

He chucked in extra chippies and when I got home

The footy was starting and I was really chuffed

That reminds me recently at my local bakery

I went in at closing time, all I wanted was a pie

But they also gave me lots of free stuff: slice, biccies, rolls;

chuffed

My son’s got a girlfriend and that makes me chuffed

She’s really nice and that gets me chuffed

I’m not chuffed just because she’s a girl

If he dated a bloke I’d be just as chuffed

As long as he was nice, yea, modern dad (I'm from Thomastown)

Make your kids feel like they can talk to you

A good pair of blue jeans makes me chuffed

There’s a weird spot on my cheek…

Okay, so the test results have come back and good news: it’s benign.

You know, but we gonna get that removed just in case.

I’m a doctor

Well that’s a relief, but I’m glad I checked

I’ve got an internet fridge and that makes me chuffed

I’ve got a garage fridge and that makes me chuffed

I’ve got a spare weekend, my mate Angelo is free

And he’s gonna build a pizza oven with me

Concrete the base stick, the bricks in place

Form the arch to brace and cement to case

Now create a small fire and if you require

The dough, Angelo knows the best supplier

Oh, Pizza Party

Five dollar for a kilo

Gluten free base is for my son’s girlfriend

It’s a good excuse to get the family round

We chuffed