Inky's Lament - Starbomb

Once upon a time in 1982

There were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pac-Man

He just ate a power pellet!

Run!

Oh no!

He’s coming!

No!

Not today, my friends

Inky?!

But what are you doing?!

I’m finally taking my stand, Blinky

Hear my words:

I want to be free

Free from this maze

I am a ghost, why can’t I just fly away?

The cruel yellow monster is not what he seems

These people pay a quarter but it costs us our dreams!

Oh, God!

Gonna waka-waka walk away

From Pacman’s tyranny

I say!

I shall taste freedom tonight!

We ride off of the side of the screen

Okay, it looks like we’re back at the first side of the screen

That’s fine!

At least there are delicious cherries to eat

They’re my favorite food

And are you gonna eat those too, Pac-Man?

No that’s fucking great

Gonna waka-waka walk away

From these chains holding me

Hooray!

My moment of triumph comes today

Oh my God, Inky watch out Pacman’s right behind you!

Death has come for us all!

Shit!

Ooh-woop!