Going Straight - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Picked up on suss for looking cute

And thrown into the cells

So don’t call us

We won’t call you

Alexander Graham Bell

No masterplan for busting out

No file inside a cake

The Candyman can’t help you now

Now you’re going straight

Baby’s going straight

No Whitehall clerks at marble Arch

But it’s not political

God knows you left your bleeding heart

When you left Liverpool

Walking the dogs across the heath

Worth your weight in Notting Hill Gate

Giving blow jobs to the jobless

And executives relief

Once or twice a lady

Baby’s going straight

Don’t close your eyes

If you make a wish

Or you might wind up sleeping with the fish

Or wake up beside a severed pony’s head

The only company besides you in your lonely bed

Baby’s going straight