A Sheltered Life - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I’ve never been insane, put my baby on a plane

With a suitcase that’s alive and kicking

And your honour i confess that I’ve never tasted meths

Or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken

I’ve never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam

Or sol gum on the streets of Mexico

Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat

Two stories from the top of a no go

I’ve never had to stael or sell my body for a meal

Cigarettes, alcohol or drugs

I’ve never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn’t heal

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

I’ve never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike

Been propositioned beten up or mugged

I’ve got 20/20 vision but I’ve never seen the light

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

And if you’re looking for trouble

You came to the wrong place

I’ve never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke

Or played chicken on a railway line

I’ve never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs

Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

Crack that whip across my thigh

Stick a needle in my eye

Cross my heart and hope to die

I have lived a sheltered life

(He's ok, he just fainted)