Commercial Fucking Suicide, Pt. 1 - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

The 1970s are great

Four and twenty years too late

Prejudice and racial hate

The dismantling of the welfare state

And just to keep you on toes

A soundtrack to go with the clothes

Created by computer kids

And marketing excutives

If you buy this record today

It’s not true what the advertisements say

Your life won’t be greatly improved

Oh but Christ, you’ve nothing to lose

And we’ve got so much to gain

So satify your hearts desire

Throw your gameboys on the fire

Bono ain’t the new messiah

Michael Jackson is a liar

We need a hit to keep us warm

In St Moritz and Benidorm

So we can split and then reform

If you buy this record today

It’s not true what the advertisements say

Your life won’t be greatly improved

Oh but Christ, you’ve nothing to lose

And we’ve got so much to gain