Bland is the New Black - Clowns

The state of contemporary culture

Is gonna give me a heart attack

Remember when it was cool to be bad?

Man, I wanna bring that back!

It’s unlike music videos

I used to watch in the 90's

I feel like it would have been more exciting

To pursue a career in a bank

I don’t care who hurt your feelings

Your fuckin' banjo sucks!

Gimme something dangerous

Gimme something fun

I don’t wanna be homogeneous

The state of contemporary culture

Is gonna give me a heart attack

Remember when Ozzy bit the head off a bat?

Bland is now the brand new black

I’d rather go out in a freak cocaine

Nude police pursuit car crash

Than die of old age or something like that

I don’t care about your cry wank

Throw a party or get lost

I’m bleeding out from biting my tongue

I don’t care who hurt your feelings

Your fuckin' banjo sucks!

Gimme something dangerous

Gimme something fun

I don’t wanna…