Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I propose a toast

To the hostess with the most

And I raise my glass to you

With the bubbly of the poor

Brut 33 or 34

With a vintage of 1972

With the same name

As a London railway station you were cursed

To always keep on moving

When Jesus wants you for a sunbeam

And the devil gets there first

You’re cruising for a bruising

Sold down the river

By so many guys

Always the bridesmaid

Never the bride

If someone up there likes you

Then someone up there lied

Because no one down here tried