Trucker`s Hitch - Ylvis

I, I know how to tie

Every kind of knot, except one

It’s so hard

The greatest knot of all

So flexible and strong

But I do something wrong

I know the bowline, sheep shank

The double overhand

But the trucker’s hitch I just don’t understand

Let’s do the trucker’s hitch

The trucker’s hitch

I, I really like to sail

Just the sea, the wind and me

But whenever, I adjust my sail

Try to loosen it up while I’m docking my boat I fail

I know the square knot, the clove hitch, the double shoelace bow

But the trucker’s hitch is all I need to know

Let’s do the trucker’s hitch

The trucker’s hitch

Let’s do the trucker’s hitch

The trucker’s hitch

People of the world

The time has come

To tie this knot once and for all

Bonitas

Show me the ropes, ooh

On every dance floor across the world

Let’s do the trucker’s hitch

Are you ready?

Let’s tie this knot

Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie

This is how you do it

Bring it up, check the rope

Spin around, on the neck

Whip it, whip it, take it home

Bring it up, split it now

Shoulder, now make a loop

Pull it, feed it, push it through

Up, stretch, down again

In the face, and prepare

Left, pull, bring it round

Thigh, tie, tighten tie

Kick the heel, swivel time

Round, round, back to knot

Come on

Pull the loop down and through

Pull again, lift the hand

Through the loop, make a stitch

Now you’ve got your trucker’s hitch