Jan Egeland - Ylvis

Gray hair

Glasses

Suitcase

Humble

Clever

And constantly working for peace

Uganda

Congo

And the Oslo treaty plan

Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Stare

Not a daddy’s boy like Jens

But when handgrenades are flying

There’s just one man you can trust

When there’s war and all is hell

Send in Jan Egeland!

The United Nations superhero man

Mad dictator with a gun

Send in Jan Egeland

Oh, how I wish.

I was Jan Egeland.

Blue eyes

Firm hands

Nice legs

Clean shaved

Body

Drinking his protein shakes

Spray-tan

Skin cream

And buttocks like he was eighteen

He’s a peacekeeping machine.

And he stares into the mirror

Flexing muscles in the night

And he says: «Boy, I think you’re ready.

.to protect some human rights»

When there’s war and all is hell

Bring in Jan Egeland!

The United Nations superhero man

He plays golf with Kofi Annan

And looks at maps with George Cloon

Oh, how I wish.

That I was Jan Egeland!

Egeland (Egeland)

Egeland (Egeland)

When he’s sad he goes to funerals

In unusually heavy rain

Large amounts of water in his face

But that doesn’t hide his pain

He breaks down just like a homo

And starts crying just like a girl

But I guess you can cry and still be a man

If your day job is saving the world!

When there’s war and all is hell

Send in Jan Egeland!

He’s a macho musclepumping.

Crying god!

If there’s one man you should trust

It is the Janny-boy

Oh, how I wish.

That I was Jan Egeland!