Dynomite Satchel of Pain - Wheatus

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

Now sit your ass in the chair and I’ll tell you my name,

My daddy always told me that he didn’t wanna hear me complain,

That’s why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

I hope this song will explain,

Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,

I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,

A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,

I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,

Damn I look good in that tie,

Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My daddy always told me that he didn’t wanna hear me complain,

That’s why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.