I Am What I Is - Wheatus

Christopher calls me

He calls me complaining

Hes already waited

Too long to begin

The world is on one side

And I’m on the other

And I read in a magazine

And I am what I is, I am

Brian, the actor

He caters on Saturdays

With cuff link and bowie

He can bring me a drink

He tells me he sweats it

Like pig in a blanket

And I ran out of toothpicks

But I don’t have to think and I am

But autumn will come

And everyone loves you

When you’ve already won

And I’m here to tell you

That I don’t care if up turns you down

I will hear you say, «I am what I am, when I am what I is

When I am what I am, when I am what I is»

Katie is lonely

She lives with her parents

She saves all her money

So she can spend it in Spain

Her mums doesn’t get it

She says to forget it

I told her we’re different

But she knows we’re the same and I am

But autumn will come

And everyone loves you

When you’ve already won

And I’m here to tell you

That I don’t care if up turns you down

I will hear you say, «I am what I am, when I am what I is

When I am what I am, when I am what I is»

Christopher calls me

He calls me complaining

When I am what I am, when I am what I is

(Christopher calls me)

When I am what I am, when I am what I is

(Christopher calls me)

When I am what I am, when I am what I is

(Christopher calls me)