The Spaceship Song - Tiny Tim

If I could drive a spaceship, dear

I’d take you to the stars, and you would be alone with me as we’d fly next to

Venus and Mars

We’ll be together all alone, we’ll even fly to the moon

If I could drive a spaceship, dear

I’d get one very soon

If I could drive a spaceship, dear, I’d take you up with me

We’d have a honeymoon on Mars, on Venus or Mercury

We’d be together all alone, oh what a thrill it would be

A million miles way up in space, and you alone with me

But I can’t drive a spaceship dear, can’t even drive a plane

So what’s the use of scheming, dear?

My schemings are always in vain

I’ll be content with dreams of you, you’ll be with me every time

Well still be up in space and it won’t even cost a dime