The Viper - Tiny Tim

I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone

I said «Who's that at half past three?»

And a frightening voice came back at me!

«Sssssss!

Ssssssss!

I am The Viper!

I’ll sssee you in seven weekss»

My head was spinning and my knees were weak

I could hardly stand on my own two feet!

Its next call got me out of bed

Then how I flipped when that voice said

«Sssssss!

Ssssssss!

I am The Viper!

I’ll see you in seven days»

I shook like Jell-O in a hurricane!

My heart was pounding like a Pullman train

Again that voice upset me so

Again I flipped as it said, «Oh, oh!»

«Sssssss!

I am The Viper, I’ll ssssee you in sssseven ssssecondsss!»

Now I’m certain that my time has come!

I can hear its knock;

it’s too late to run!

I know that I must let it in!

So wish me luck, 'cause things look grim!

«Ssssssssssss!

I am The Viper!»

«Oh, why have you come?»

«I have come to vipe your vindows!»