The Day Farrah Fawcett Died - The Vandals

Birds in the air

Never chirped the same

Slobs in bowling alleys

Never burped the same

They came to cry

Shocked with disbelief

A broken mass of millions

All drowning in their grief

She was just an innocent

How could you lord?

They cried the day

That farrah fawcett died

Throughout the globe

Every chinese man and turk

Their unifying symbol

They really liked her work

But who’s to blame?

No one made a move

Until i find out who did this

Nobody leaves the room

They say the road was icy

But that just don’t add up

A bushy-haired intruder

Another government cover up!

A drug-related overdose

A hunting accident

Death at the hands of another

I’ll bet!

First JFK

And then we lost the king

Thank god it must be over now

They say they come in threes

But still i ache

The world has lost a friend

I’ll trade all

Of my viewmaster reels

To see her once again