Wanna Be Manor - The Vandals

You can tell I’m no great planner

I ended up at the wanna be manor

Wanna be manor, what a place to be

Wanna be manor, it’s not for me

I looked in the door, opened the door

Peed on the floor, spotted a whore

Drugs and filth are all around

No clean dishes can be found

If you thought that your nightmares were scary

Wait till you meet the hoe called Jerri

No one dragged a dead fish in the room

It’s spreading legs and her female perfume

I walked upstairs, I can’t explain

But I got involved in a three man train

Was it fun?

Yeah, I guess

But I got crabs like all the rest

Dave’s a cool guy but he’s a really a slob

Lives on unemployment, and he can’t get a job

Go ahead and take a drink, there’s nothing to fear

Just make sure you sniff that beer!

Passing out is no excuse

You’ll be subject to abuse

Some will let you hang there

It’s just the pigs on their nightly visit

After busting one person each

The pigs said to move out of Huntington Beach

Now I’ll have to find a new town

Or find another wanna be manor

Wanna be manor

You can tell I’m no great planner

I ended up at the wanna be manor

Wanna be manor, what a place to be

Wanna be manor, it’s not for me

Wanna be manor

Wanna be manor