Dig A Hole - The Vandals

It’s a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime

«Let the 'tards eat twinkies» is the mantra of our time

F**k no it isn’t who you are, you’re only what you’ve bought

With Teletubbies teaching toddlers take it down a notch

The glory of misinformed who never leave the couch

Crying when their favorite guy is voted from the house

The future can’t be better but the childeren they won’t mind

Just give them shiny objects and tell them never try.

Never try

You think it’s stupid now?

You’ll see, we’re only borderline retarded compared to where we’ll be

The future generation has their work cut out for them

Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in

Dig a hole.

Dig a hole

The dumbing down of dummies in a shameful, spinning spiral

With puppet masters mastering with plausible denial

They give us what we want, but make f**k sure we’re addicted

To sugar coated fluffy air and guilty pleasure sickness

We’re fat and lazy mongoloids on pink electric scooters

With chaffing thighs we supersize and only later realize-

We’re cattle for the slaughter and laughing on the way

Deal with it tommorow not today, not today

You think it’s stupid now?

You’ll see, we’re only borderline retarded compared to where we’ll be

The future generation has their work cut out for them

Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in

Dig a hole.

Dig a hole

Take a pill it disapears, while loafing through our golden years

And pass the torch and let them sort the shit we left piled past their ears

Our children’s children’s children in the tradition of our lives

Will deal with it tommorow and never try, never try

You think it’s stupid now?

You’ll see, we’re only borderline retarded compared to where we’ll be

The future generation has their work cut out for them

Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in

Dig a hole.

Dig a hole