Behind The Music - The Vandals

Well we finished up the record and we think that it’s the shit

And we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit

And the guy in A&R's got the CD in his car

And he thinks track 4 and 6 are contenders

Put the play lists are so tight that we gotta do it right

And he’s getting a good feeling so we’re gonna take a meeting

With the radio promo and the marketing Homo’s

To see if we can get a green light

So we waited by the phone and they finally let us know

That the label is «e «Really excited»

This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps

Our fate is in the hands of strangers

Going gold or down the hole — you can kiss my ass

So we got a couple stations, we’re in medium rotation

But the P.D.

isn’t sure if the single’s gonna work

Cause he’s gotta play The Cure and The Psychedelic Turds

For the 80's flashback weekend

And our ad’s are in the trades, and a video got made

And it cost a hundred grand, but we never got it played

And we’re trying to hit the road, but the agent doesn’t know

If there’s enough in the budget for tour support

So we’re playing local clubs, and we’re trying to get a «buzz»

And we got a good review in «Music Connection»

This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps

Our fate is in the hands of strangers

Going gold or down the hole — you can kiss my ass

In a last ditch effort to rally up the troops

We ignored our last statement — 7 figures unrecouped

Cause we’re in it for the art, but we’d like to see if chart

In the billboard «top one thousand»

So we gave it our best shot, but the label says we’re dropped

And the drummer quit the band, and he’s working for his dad

So we’re holding auditions

This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps

Our fate is in the hands of strangers

Going gold or down the hole — you can kiss my ass

This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps

This could be the big one — you can kiss my ass