A Gun For Christmas - The Vandals

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them

But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection

I’ll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

If burglars touch my property they won’t leave here without a limp

Packing heat on Christmas and I’ll shoot it off on New Year’s Eve

Bullets go in outer space when pointed up, I believe

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud

It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down

I’ll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I’ll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!

I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport

And to keep the carolers off of my goddamn porch

Preventing Yuletide homicide this year

I won’t be a victim this year thanks to Santa Claus

Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it’s all because

I’ll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I’ll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!

Christmas needs security, security is weapons

Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons

It’s the greatest gift we have for taking out our rivals

Thank you Santa, thank you God

For guaranteeing my survival

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud

It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down

I’ll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I’ll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!

I won’t be a victim this year thanks to Santa Claus

Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it’s all because

I’ll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I’ll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my crap

Or I’ll bust a cap in your ass!