The Modern Man - The Real Group

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You see three men with a desire to be

Somebody who’s equal, liberated, and free

We have to fight against biology as well as history

Let’s sing a song to see if you agree

We men we have Y, a crucial letter

That is tinier than the tip of a pen

Imagine how this detail, though small

Has made a big difference for Barbie and Ken

It separates a she from a he

We’re more macho than we, really need to be today

We also have an x of equal importance

That is part of our sensational plan

To be strong and silent lovers

As well as rubber glovers

It’s time to introduce the modern man

You’re a man if you can

Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man

You’re a man if you can

Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man

You’re a man if you can

Repair anything that is broken

A lady’s heart an old sedan

You are more of a man, the less you’re a man

You’re a man if you can

It’s not a piece of cake in case you thought so

But a struggle on many frontiers

A fight against opinions of the past

The modern man’s busier than he appear

Our father’s father couldn’t care less

'bout the new kind of stress, we experience right now

It’s not that we complain, about all the changes

They are widening our emotional span

We will smell just like a flower

We won’t piss in the shower

Who wouldn’t just love the modern man

You’re a man if you can

Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man

You’re a man if you can

Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man

You’re a man if you can

Be aware of the roles and even change then

So me be be Jane and she Tarzan

You are more of a man, the less you’re a man

You’re a man if you can

You wonder when the modern man will prevail

Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail

It’s not for you or me to see but for the future to unvail

The splendor of the tender gernder bender male

You’re a man if you can

Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man

You’re a man if you can

Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man

You’re a man if you can

Take care of a hyperdirty diaper

Before you know what hits the fan

You are more of a man, the less you’re a man

You’re a man if you can