Substitute for Life - The Real Group

You love me and I love him

He loves her and she loves you

That’s the way the story goes

You fool me and I fool him

He fools her and we fool you

That’s the way the story goes

Last on 'Substitute for Life'

Husband caught when he kissed the pretty girl

Wife just cried, friend just died

Boss took money, took off with secretary

Cops didn’t care, got their share

Driver stole some diamonds from millionaire

Maid got blamed, judge got framed

Teacher married her long lost half-brother

Twins were nude, both were sued

Enter Queen of TV Screen

You love me and I love him

He loves her and she loves you

That’s the way the story goes

You fool me and I fool him

He fools her and we fool you

That’s the way the story goes

Next on 'Substitute for Life'

Neighbour has an affair with the son in law

Daughter is sad, mother is mad

Gangsters kidnap movie celebrity

Dog finds track, stranger is back

Doctor finally falls for sexy nurse

Boy goes gay, girl can’t stay

Athlete leaves his pregnant centerfold

All get killed, you’ll get thrilled

Enter Queen of TV Screen

You love me and I love him

He loves her and she loves you

That’s the way the story goes

You fool me and I fool him

He fools her and we fool you

That’s the way the story goes

The story everybody knows

Episode one, episode two

If you nave nothing better to do

Episode three, episode four

You’ve just got to see some more

Episode five, episode six

Love and hate and dirty tricks

Episode seven, episode eight

Don’t answer the phone, cancel your date

Let’s hope you can cope with the dope called soap

You love me and I love him

He loves her and she loves you

That’s the way the story goes

You fool me and I fool him

He fools her and we fool you

That’s the way the story goes