No One Likes You - The Key of Awesome

I wrote another song about me wanker ex

He’s a

Worthless loathe

His name is, timothy matthews

He lives on quash bucks road

At number 22

If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles,

push him down the stairs then drag him back up by his nostrils

Did i mention that he has herpes?

And warts

Ill never stop talking shite about tim matthews

I wish nothing but ass worms tim matthews

If you cross me, your’e dead

Ill hide under your bed

Next time you check the mail you’ll find your new girlfriend’s head

Stop right there adele

Don’t sing another bloody word

You’ve lost your bloody nut haven’t you?

Two can play this game!

Adele’s got bipolar, disorder

She’s an, angry drunk

And a, kitten hoarder

She left out a verse where she cheated on me

With one of her rhodies

I always bought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed

You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you please

You offered me some love, then you gave me a durchavin

Then you kicked my ass on christ-mas