She Gotta Smile - Stephen Lynch

She gotta smile

Yeah, She gotta smile and

She’s flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across

The bar and I know that it’s meant to be

She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over

And i know this could be my day

She got a … friend

Eeeew she gotta friend;

Why’s she standin' in her way?!?

It’s her big fat friend!

Oh god there’s always one

Big fat friend

To spoil my Fucking fun!

Well baby baby baby

If it’s boots you wanna knock

Leave your chubbly friend at home

Because she’s gonna block the cock

Now I’m afraid of no man

With any I’ll contend

But I cannot compete with your

Big Fat Friend

(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)

She won’t leave her alone

She rolls her eyes;

makes sarcastic

Comments while she’s suckin' on that

Chicken bone

Well, you may think you’ve won the

Battle but I tend to dis-agree

See I know you, and your Achilles Heel

And he’s standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend

(So what that you’re a cow!)

Non-discriminating friend!

(I'll nail you anyhow!)

Now I know that he’s no looker

And he’s had a couple rounds

But with every shot of Jaeger

Hey you lose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the

Evening to an end

Just you and me and my pal

And your big fat friend