Fat Cat Keeps Getting Fatter - Squirrel Nut Zippers

Ev’ry dog will have its day

That’s what people used to say

Nowadays that’s not the case

There’s a fat cat tha' runs the place

While the cat’s away the rats will surely go down

Listenup 'cuz I’m tellin you the low down

What does it matter if he keeps getting fatter, auhhhh…

What does it matter if fat cat’s getting fatter?

Fat cat keeps getting fatter

He comes in 'most ev’ry night

Wakes me up before daylight

All around that house of mine

It’s pit, pat, pit, pat, pit pat pit pat all the time

While the cat’s away the rats will surely go down

Listenup 'cuz I’m tellin you the low down

What does it matter if he keeps getting fatter, auhhhh…

What does it matter that cat keeps getting fatter?

Fat cat keeps getting fatter