Danny Diamond - Squirrel Nut Zippers

Danny Diamond, she was a star

She took the stage every quarter hour

She was a hottest gig in town, in fact

She was the hottest girl around

She had the strut, she had the lines

To make a man’s heart go 'round about

She put it all into her act until

One night after the show

Danny gyrated, wouldn’t you know

Something had to go

Down she smack, it was her back

Completely crack, so fade to black

So ends the act of Danny Diamond

She was a star