Santa Clause Is Watchin' You - Ray Stevens

Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum, honey-bunch, angel face

You know you better be good and act like two fine lovers should.

Be careful what you say and do 'cause Santa Claus is watchin' you.

(He's everywhere, he’s everywhere.)

You’d better kiss and hold me tight.

An' give me good lovin' every night.

'Cause you’ll be sorry if ya make me blue

'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you.

(He's everywhere, he’s everywhere.)

Well you may thing you can sneak around and get away with something

But there ain’t no way, 'cause Santa’s no fool, he’s really super cool.

He’s the secret head of the CIA.

Eesh, Iish, crime don’t pay

(You can’t do nothin' cause you’re never alone

He’s even got a wire tap on your phone.)

So baby if you ever but do me wrong.

Break my heart and leave me alone.

When Christmas comes, you be crying too.

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you.

(He's everywhere, he’s everywhere.)

Every Christmas Eve, he climbs on his sled full of toys,

With fuel exhaust and side mirrors, the foxtails, the mud flaps,

The leopard-skin seats covers

And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys.

Then he says on Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,

Donner and Blitzen and Bruce and Marvin, Leon, Cletus and George

And Bill and Slick and Do-right, Fred, Ace, Clyde and Blackie and Queenie,

And Prince and Spot and Rover

(So where’s Rudolph — He’s on a stakeout at your house.)

You can run, you can hide, but you can’t get away

Got binoculars focused on you every day.

So baby if you ever but do me wrong.

Break my heart and leave me alone

When Christmas comes you’ll be crying too

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you

(He's everywhere, he’s everywhere)

Yeah Santa Claus is watching you

(He's everywhere, Lord have mercy)

Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you baby

It’s over for you, you better watch out

Ooo look out there, Santa Claus is a-peeping around the corner at YOU

You’re in deep trouble, you know that?

It’s over for your kind

You go sneaking around here, you ain’t gonna get away with it,

You understand?

I mean you got to be true, blue, thru and thru

Cause Santa’s gonna get you