Soap Sally - Ray Stevens

There is a hollow way back in the hills

A hollow they call Smoke Valley

That’s where a crazy witchy woman lives

A woman that they call Soap Sally

Since she was a child

Sally wasn’t right

She’d take off all her clothes

Go dance out in the moonlight

Her Mama and her Papanearly both went insane

Listen let me tell you how she got that name

Soap Sally

She lives back in the woods

Soap Sally

If she gets you that ain’t good

She’ll catch you, she’ll hex you, she’ll tie you up with rope

Throw you in a boilin' cauldron cook you into soap

Soap Sally

Soap Sally

Well up in the mountains so the story goes

Set foot in Smoke Valley and Soap Sally knows

She’ll jump out the bushes

She’ll shock and surprise you

She’ll do her naked dance and that will hypnotize you

Soap Sally

She lives back in the woods

Soap Sally

If she gets you that ain’t good

She’ll catch you, she’ll hex you, she’ll tie you up with rope

She’ll throw you in a boilin' cauldron cook you into soap

She’s Soap Sally

Soap Sally

A young man from Atlanta

Handsome in his prime

Walked into Smoke Valley

Back in 1999

Said he’d come to see Soap Sally

Said it was a social call

They told him «man, that woman’s crazy»

He said «heh ain’t we all»

He went walkin' through that Valley callin' for that girl

She jumped out the bushes and she began to whirl

He just took off all his clothes stacked 'em in a pile

And they both started dancin'

Lord have mercy it was wild

Soap Sally

Well you can see 'em sometimes when the moon is bright

Dancin' there together out in the moonlight

But stay out of Smoke Valley that’s my advice to you

Unless you’re young, and handsome, and a little crazy too

Soap Sally

She lives back in the woods

Soap Sally

If she gets you that ain’t good

She’ll catch you, she’ll hex you, she’ll tie you up with rope

Throw you in a boilin' cauldron cook you into soap

Soap Sally