Cubone & Mudkip: A Pokemon Love Song - Random Encounters

What is this thing

I’m feeling when you

Tackled me to the ground?

It may just be pain,

But I can hear my

Heart making beating sounds-

You’re Water!

I’m Ground!

It’s forbidden love,

And yet I’ve found

It’s love!

Deep and true!

And I’m paralyzed,

But deep inside,

I realize that I love you!

You’re groomed and trained,

Yet I’m just wild;

Is this not meant to be?

I know one sure way,

And that’s to let your

Trainer come capture me!

I’m now on your team,

Though I swear I’m tougher

Than I seem!

I wish that I knew

How to tell you why

I’m just too shy

To simply tell you

I love you!

Every day, I’ll train!

One level at a time!

I won’t sleep or rest,

Unless I hurt my spine…

X­Stats make me strong!

Potions make me fit!

TMs teach me moves!

(And Berries make me sick…)

Hi there, it’s me.

I got this for you…

Hope I don’t seem too weird…

I like you a lot­

And now I’m rambling…

And… now… you’re…

Big.

And you smell.

And you look like you don’t

Bathe so well.

Come back!

Take me, too!

Please don’t leave me here;

This joke is clearly

Over.

Take me

Home with you!

Guys, this isn’t very funny!

Come on, someone

Please come set me loose!

Be careful what you wish for;

What you wish for sort of

Might come true.