Pictures of Your Dick - Rachel Bloom

Baby, when you left me

For another girl

You know you broke my heart

And shattered my whole world

We had a love I thought was true

Can’t you see, baby I’m lost without you

'Cause all I can do is lay around

And post pictures of your dick on the Internet

All I can do is sit and cry

Now all l I can do is lay around

And post pictures of your tiny dick on the Internet

All I can do is sit and cry

All I can do is cry

The house is so empty

Since you’ve gone away

But last night I found the tux

You wore on Valentine’s Day

I hugged it tight, it smelled like you

Then I Photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick

Now all I can do is lay around

And post pictures of your fancy dick on the Internet

All I can do is sit and cry

All I do is lay around

And add a speech bubble that says, «Cheerio, I’m Tim’s tiny dick on the way to

a party, pip pip!»

All I can do is sit and cry

All I can do is

I saw you on the street the other day

I smiled and said «Hey Tim- you look good.»

And you said, «Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!

You crazy person!

I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane

bitch!»

Now all I can do is lay around

And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it’s a lost puppy

All I can do is sit and cry

Now all I can do is lay around

And write «Lost Dick.

Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'»

All I can do is cry