Die When I'm Young - Rachel Bloom

I don’t live for the future

I don’t live in the past

I throw my hands up in bliss

Ready for the world’s kiss

No regrets or hesitations

Taking chances

'Cause I wanna die when I’m young

Burn out fast and dance forever

I wanna die when I’m young

'Cause-

: Hello?

: Hi, Rachel, it’s Dr. Weinblatt calling with your test results

: Oh hey, what’s up?

: I’m afraid to say the biopsy came back positive

: What do you mean, positive?

I’m gonna die when I’m young

I didn’t expect this to literally happen

I’m gonna die when I’m young

I guess this is what I wanted

Back in the club shakin' my ass

Then I have to lay down for a while

(Yeah, lay down!)

Hang with the DJ, spin a coupla tracks

And then I throw up bile

(Cool!)

Gettin' freaky with a hottie

And we just don’t stop

The way he’s touchin' up my body

Makes my panties drop

I say, «I'm dyin'.»

He says, «I'm sorry.»

I say «Let's fuck.»

He says, «I'm sad now.»

Gonna die when I’m young

I should have had my home checked for asbestos

Gonna die when I’m young

Yeah, it was way cooler in theory

Doctors give me heavy sedatives

O-M-G, I’m such a stoner!

Hands are feelin' up my body

'Cause I’m an organ donor

I’m dyin' young just 'cause I lived too fast

Also, I have a tumor

Yo, y’all think you’re so cool for dyin' young?

Well, I’m an aborted fetus,

motherfucker!

I died so young, I didn’t even live!

I’ll never go to preschool or the prom

So I get bitches hotter than my teenage mom

I spit rhymes faster than my stem cells heal

So let the beat drop like my nuts never will

Die when I’m young

Oh God, this is terrifying!

Die when I’m young

Please, I take it back!

Die when I’m young

I never should have aborted that pimp-ass fetus!

Die when I’m young

: Shit that bitch is dead!