Uber Passenger Highway - Page Kennedy

Another day another dollar I gotta get it however

I gotta get it I get away with murder like I got acquitted this Uber job

I gotta quit it but I can’t quit it till I snap back in this new era the fitted

This rap business ain’t paying me crap with this sidejob I gotta keep my eye

open, I’m cyclops

I’m waiting in the car the clock is ticking, but damn this girl looks good as a

box of chicken

She gets in the car, «Hi, My name is Keisha.

I’m sorry that I took so long but

it’s nice to meet ya»

Hah, It’s all good shawty, yo where should I leave ya?

«Oh, I’m just goin' to meet my girl for a slice of pizza»

I’m drivin we vibin, turn up my song she bobbin, hit the carpool lane we mobbin,

a great sidekick maybe she could be my chick that’ll hopefully mouth massage

my dick

Ayyy, this you playin?

I usually want the aux cord!

Never heard it before like

a Jamie Foxx Tour but I like it but hey wait why you a uber driver?

your lyrics so deep I thought you were a scuba diver

For some extra cash, anyway what’s your digits?

The ball is now in your court, ma are you down to kick it?

«hah, hah you’re funny»

Well, you’re no dummy, we should go to Philidelphia where it’s always sunny

Well here’s your stop Kesiha

«Thank you for the ride Page.

I’ll make sure I give you 5 stars and high praise»

She gets out the car, I think this gon' be my day

And just like that, another Uber Passenger Highway

I feel like this could be one of those days

But I don’t wanna say that, cause everytime I say that

Something bad comes around my way

Uber Passenger Highways

I see another passenger, it’s in Inglewood

Should I take it?

Oh what the hell I’m already in the hood

I play my own songs when I ride, it’s free promotion

For all my riders that get in and feel the emotion

They can leave out happier with a mixtape

Its great, cause they can help me to get my shit straight

The next passenger gets in shook and messy

It’s weird cause the way he’s shaking is looking sketchy

I asked if he could put the address in the GPS

Cause we was stuck in a rush hour like CVS

He said nah, just make a left at the light B

The way he said it sounded like he wanted to fight me

I made a left then a left, then another one

I felt like DJ Kahled when he said «Another One»

I seen 6 goons on the porch trippin out, he rolled down his back window what is

this about?

(motherfuckas…)

I turned down the tunes I was bumpin

All I saw was thunder or lightnin coming or something

But that was just the flare of the gun I was preparin to run

When I see him shoot the chick carrying her son but I froze

I was stuck, all I saw was a live trigger

While things moving in slow motion I heard «Drive Nigga!»

I busted up faster than I jacked off to Pamela Anderson

Wish I could leave this black ish to Anthony Anderson

He hopped out after threatening me to stop

All of this happened and I have yet to see a cop

My heart beat felt like Shark Teeth

When he hunting in the water, tearin' apart meat

I logged off and pulled up in the drive way

Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway

I logged off and pulled up in the drive way

Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway

I feel like this could be one of those days

But I don’t wanna say that, cause everytime I say that

Something bad comes around my way

Uber Passenger Highways