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Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player

The complete works of Sir Walter Scott

Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear

PG Tips, Macbook Air

Wireless mouse, polythene house

Mechanical lung, tatami dust

Nail-clippers, scuba flippers

Egg-whisk, cheese-grater

Hello Kitty pregnancy test

Egg-whisk, cheese-grater

Mixer, chick peas

Lodger in original sleeve

Cunt colouring book

Icek Judko

Who would be intelligent

When they could be stupid?

Who would follow Apollo

When they could follow Cupid?

Who would be a poet, mate

When they could be fake

Who would act correctly

When they could make mistakes?

Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player

The complete works of Sir Walter Scott

Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear

PG Tips, Macbook Air

Wireless mouse, polythene house

Mechanical lung, tatami dust

Nail-clippers, scuba flippers

Egg-whisk, cheese-grater

Hello Kitty pregnancy test

Who would be generous

When they could be mean?

Who would be an Einstein

When they could all be Mr Bean?

Who would be a prophet, mate

When they could be a loss?

You can stay a scobberlotcher

We couldn’t give a toss

Icek Judko