Jeff Koons - Momus

He has come to bring you things that make you happy

A gigantic puppy made of living flowers

A balloon dog like a helium Brancusi

Baroque and Rococo, Louis Quattorze

Basketballs suspended in Bavaria

Usher in a fat contented pig

Whose every hair is hand-carved by Italian master-craftsmen

A porcelain Michael Jackson and Bubbles in a wig

A box of breakfast cereal we market to the morning

A teddy bear policeman reprimands you with a warning

And all that’s made in heaven falls apart

Pink and yellow arrows through your heart

Blue and yellow arrows through your heart

Green and yellow arrows through your heart

Mr Koons with a swordfish!

Pin the tail on Koons!

President Koons on Mount Rushmore!

The Klondike Trail by donkey

Context is a game that you can play

And art can help you have a better day

Pink panthers from the realm of the ephemeral

A friendly advertising testimonial

A second empire chair, Boticelli hair

Cut-outs at a fun fair and the clothes you love to wear

Every time that it appears that happiness and fun

Are as far away as Jupiter and Mars

According to the lore of great philosophers

A shaman must appear amongst the stars

A Sun King lifts his hand amongst the stars

And a vacuum cleaner stands amongst the stars

Gigantic baboons

Cereal spoons

Philosopher kings

The moon in June

Disney cartoons

The morning sun

Jeff Koons