Evil Genius - Momus

Oh what fun it is to be

An evil genius

Best friend of Beelzebub

And Epicurus

Old Macdonald had a farm

Totally devoid of charm

Face it now your other friends

Look really tedious

Oh what fun it is to know

An evil genius

Welcome to my secret lair

My evil palace

Evil statues, evil fountains

Evil sun on evil mountains

Have an evil glass of wine

Made with malice

May I introduce my wife?

Evil Alice

Women are attracted to

The evil genius

Probing for his inner being

They find his penis

His boudoir philosophy

Is such seductive sophistry

The girls will drink his Kool-Aid

When he leaves for Venus

Oh what fun it is to love

An evil genius

Who will set you dreaming in

A world that’s dreamless?

Who will earth your discontent

Your stubborn meanness?

Old Rasputin had a beard

The Etruscans disappeared

Circumstantial evidence

Of evil genius

Oh what fun it is to be

An evil genius

Who will inherit the mantle of

The evil genius?

Who will take the world over

When he leaves us?

Who’ll drag the world up to his level

The pedestal of subtle evil?

Don’t believe in groping God

Or groupie Jesus

Oh what fun it is to be

An evil genius

Old Macdonald had a farm

There is no cause for alarm

Oh what fun it is to be

A total genius

So turn to Beelzebub

Or Zoroaster

Evil’s just a way of life

So there’s your answer

Criminal insanity

Is such a lovely energy

Oh what fun it is to be

An evil genius