Bantam Boys - Momus

O Africa and orient bring gifts

Spigot weed and egg of the teal

Master baker bring me eel

O your legs were lovely

The synth, bring the synth

Bring the rickety raggedy synth

You harlequins you play such shit

The colour is clean

But you pollute the ballet shoes

You are trying to keep them new

I’m sorry for you

Here comes the queen

Fat and obscene

See her a-staggering

Bringing her bantam boys along

In a line behind her

Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain

Ringing the filters, ringing the filters

Ringing the summer in

Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain

Ringing the eunuch, ringing the eunuch

Ringing the eunuch in

Dr Walford Bodie dragging along on a string

A spaniel made of tin

Arise, arise

O Phoebus shall arise