Whiskey River - MC Chris

Beer I love it I guzzle it down

And dope I smoke it pound for pound

And girls I love them but they can’t be found

Cause they’re throwin' curve balls from the pitchers mound

Cheese steaks I eat them when my hungers fierce

I love my girl who’s tongue is pierced

Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers

Imagine people drinkin' beers watchin' people drinkin' beers

Alcohol is evil foot and mouth introducer

Like a thread in a needle it’s a sexual seducer

Name is mc chris mc bucks is my producer

Keep your bum away from mr.

motor cause he might goose her

Wild turkey til the rooster Mamoosa in the mornin'

Doing shots like goose tonight well one is what your formin'?

Cause your stomach needs some pumpin', liver needs some lovin'

And your girls needs a johnson that’s worthy of shovin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive

I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life

Gin and tonic rather than the chronic

Watch the bubbles fizzle it’s kinda hypnotic

If beer was water you know I’d be an aquatic

Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic

Enough about it or have I said too little

Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle

I kid you not you’ll be eatin' snot

If you fool with my brews or partake in my pot

Without askin' don’t be robbin'

We like Baskin Or else I’ll be sobbin'

Throwin' punches while I’m hob knobbin'

A one way ticket on me to John Hopkins

I’m stockin' my cellar with liquor propellers

So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella

A melon that’s throbin' come mornin' time

I’m in another fat pickle from drinkin' and rhymin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin

Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive

I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life

Know what I mean break it down baby

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive

I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin'

Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin'

I need a cold one to keep the cool kids keep the cool kids bangin'