The Fan Awakens - MC Chris

When i was just two and hardly a dude

A movie came out gave us hope that was new

Nonstop on the beta it made us demented

We’d get hardware wars if the tape had been rented

When i was just 8 and in the third grade

Rotj was well worth the wait

We heard we’d see jabba, his palace and ship

Heresy and rumors came at a quick clip

Remember book fairs a book shelf with wheels

Mad libs and garfield at very good deals

You’d fill out a form and make your selections

And in a few weeks you would add to collections

One kid got a book about the new movie

We ran to his house though he hardly knew me

We flipped through the pictures right at the front door

Leia’s in a bikini we’re children no more

Anticipation enough of this waiting

I cannot wait for this force awakens

Inside of my soul this ticket i hold

Let’s pile in a car and go to the show

I graduated invaded pa

I lived with my folks till they just went away

I worked at a place that made medical vids

Post college life wasn’t kind to this kid

I moved to south philly got mugged i was bummed

One day i skipped work to do something i love

Went under the pass to a show called joe black

Wasn’t there to see pitt that flick looked so whack

Saw gungans in mist what i wished had come true

New star wars existed could not click undo

My office a closet commercials i dupe

In between finding spoilers on ain’t it cool news

The day it came out i ran through the aisles

I felt like a kid with a heart full of smiles

The theater went dark gold words appeared

John williams score was poured into our ears

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We’re gonna go oh oh oh

And let the force flow oh oh oh

Through my body and my soul oh oh oh

And when it ends all my money i’ll spend

I’ll get back in line again oh yes it is time my friends

I’ll pay for a movie no matter how boring

I’ll even watch something with jennifer lawrence

If it has trailer with wookies and droids

I’ll pay the full price and i won’t be annoyed

Disney bought star wars and lucas bought schools

Nerds grinded axes with sharpening tools

But i wasn’t worried i’ve always loved mice

The movies the parks and the pineapple ice

Instead of a space ship a station for battle

When star wars land opens they’ll herd us like cattle

Each year a new movie our cup runneth over

The origin of yoda, the ballad of boba

These days it’s LA with a wife and an infant

I swear i see disneyland off in the distance

There’s diapers and dishes and kisses goodnight

Then i play fallout 4 by the christmas tree lights

I had an r2 that squeaked when you squeezed him

Now baby has bb it’s easy to please him

My tickets are pinned to a bulletin board

But sharing star wars is to what i look forward

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