Falynn - MC Chris

Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope

and you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium coke

but when proximity’s close, you close up shop and you choke

Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak

she’s really cute and has a luminesence

In fact, its hard to smell her

'cause you know she get to stepping

but I just observed from across the way

if I was working eb games there you would not pay

I’m nice and I’m sweet and I shower twice a week

Kid diggin on my speed 'cause I represent the geeks.

But I’m really hella cool, and I’ve had sex before

So don’t figit with your digits ain’no textin, whore!

I’ve Falynn and I can’t get up

Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush

I’m on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I

don’t think I can make it home alone.

I stare at my shoes and I look away

'cause I think you’re kinda cute and I like your face

and then we might embrace, and I’ll have to hide my boner

You don’t want do it Dottie, I’m a rebel and a loner

I’m a rap superstar with a mic in my hand

But I can’t talk to girls, unless the girl is a fan

But yo, I got a plan, I love it when it comes together

We’ll get married and have babies

And we’ll all wear matching sweaters.

Yes, I’d do her if I knew her

This is hard without computers

She don’t need another stalker, or intruder to pursue her

She don’t need a guy like me, whose favorite movie’s Starship Troopers

Why don’t you kill me baby, is it because I’m a loser?

I’m a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves

Roll up, next to me, I can’t breathe and I wheeze

Hi, my name is MC, what’s yours?

That’s great!

Want you in the worst way.

This is so our first date.

I’ve Falynn and I can’t get up

Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush

I’m on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I

don’t think I can make it home alone.

(WOW!)