Rotton Apple Pie - Mac Lethal

Trust me bro.

Look.

I know you’re in the building, rapper

Studios are always in buildings, man

They’re not outside!

(Give a speech.)

Somebody said that classics never go out of style

But that’s a stupid thing to say because they actually do And judgin by the people that are settin all the standards

All of us go out of style too

Oh Lordy Lou I swear to Christ, I’m short a screw or something now the only

music bumpin is that 1980's hair band Ask «Pop-Rap»

I’d rather beat a dead horse then throw a saddle on it, and ride it Man it ain’t goin no where!

You ever seen an Irish pot head that flows with no hair?

I got a little Buddha belly but I don’t really care

See I could never date a girl that’s on a magazine cover

Cause self absorbed women don’t make good lovers

Motherfucker just because it’s hard to write don’t make it smart and bright

I’m matin with the mothers of invention

Bring my art to life

Deliver menacin blows, and now the nicotine flows throughout my bloodstream,

so I’ma give a riveting show and paint the message

It’s like I scraped the edges of my razor up against my wrist but it’s nothing

major

Cause only punk motherfuckers call the cops

And I’ma blow a hot bubble of poison til it pops

And you can’t find me in the burbs and you can’t find me in the streets

And so you wonder what happened to me, to me You gotta trust that I’m just smokin something

Dealer with emotions, pumpin beats, tryin to set the style free

I wanna be southern rotten apple pie

I gotta make you bounce cause you know it’s do or die

I wanna be southern rotten apple pie

I gotta make you bounce cause you know it’s do or die

In 1997 I would smack my teacher with my purple Trapper-Keeper

Rockin Stan Smiths and an Ol Dirty Bastard t-shirt

Bingo, now I’m hittin a six, in the high school lunchroom, with liquor to mix

Let’s save the charts.

I’m healin y’all from all the wasted art you’re feelin

(man)

I wish that I could get pregnant with Ava Gardner’s children (damn)

Instead, I’m doin the twirl, as I watch text messages ruin the world (and

technology, period)

I’m waitin for the day we can burn copies of each other’s girlfriends and skip

the technology period

Cause Aunt Flow’s an old fashioned gal, and computer love just ain’t her style

(gross)

Lordy Lou all I wanna do is make it til I’m 42 so I can feel just in every

grouchy thing I say or do Until then you better watch out for that tailspin

No I’m not a rapper I’m a used car salesman

Hey, Sku, scratch my vocals right here

This is motherfuckin music to drive-by to