Gypsy Scroll II: Toot of the Valley - Kyle Gass Band

I’ve travelled near, I’ve travelled far

A belly of stew and this guitar

And the scroll to guide my way

Given to me on that day

When the gypsy called to me

And promised me rock beyond my dreams

I knew then what I’m here for

Spread the power spread the lore

Never I will sway

Steadfast I’m on my way

Until the day

I entered the valley

And much to my surprise

The village was empty

But a stranger caught my eye

And blowin upon the wind

Was a sound so new to me

It was a toot in the valley

Oh, and it so blew so wild and free

As I strolled into the sound

Could not believe what I had found

T’was a man with fife of gold

Spirit young and body old

I asked the man what was his name

«The village tootsman» he proclaimed

Went on to teach me of his ways

I sought this out

hsidbduebsu

I forsook the rock and roll

Turned my back on Gypsy scroll

Toot of the valley

Drifting towards the sky

I reached the finale

Oh, and darkest way to light

And blowin upon the wind

Was a sound so new to me

It was a toot in the valley

Oh, and it blew so wild and free

Wow, why tootsman, a man may blow not only one fife but two fifes at once?

Yes with practice as can you, focus you mind traveller, forget the gypsy!

and anything is possible.

I was lost, blinded, and misled by that damn gypsy and that dark scroll.

Yes traveller, the scroll is bogus, the gypsy lain.

So lost was I, pardon me but do you smell that?

Yes I do, what is that horrible sm-

Smells like yesteryear’s mutton, possibly from the first album cycle.

Ah, who goes there?

Tis not mutton, tis I the gypsy I forsaw this in a premonition, you’d be led

astray by a fanciful douche, dresse in the finest linens, playing the

limp-dicked song of the tootsmen.

I pray fuck you.

Gypsy I’m sorry I heard the wind song of the toot and I was led to it-

Enough of this, you peeked inside my scroll, tootsman BEGOONE!