Bro Ho - Kyle Gass Band

Well she will change your tires

And she can build real nice fires

And then she fulfills my desires

After we watch a bit a MacGyver

Cause She’s my Bro Ho

She really looks good in a dress, yo

But don’t tell her She won’t think so

She works at a head shop out in Noho

She takes her coffee with no sugar or cream

She’s good around the bedroom if you know what I mean

She lets one loose right after eating some beans

She can rip one through her trousers and then fix all the seems

She’s my Bro Ho

I try to tell her but she don’t know

That she’s a woman and I know so

She even dips me when we tango, oh no

She’s watching gory movies without any regrets

She’s tells my don’t be frightened its just special effects

She’s gaming on my xbox always leveling up

But theres a meal on the table and my laundry is done

She’s my Bro Ho

She designed my bands logo

Well She’s involved but she’s no Yoko

She taught me this guitar solo, here we go

And I know it seems crazy

She even likes the films of Martin Scorsese

Don’t hesitate just give it a chance

You just might even find some sweet romance

With your Bro Ho

Might even wear you favorite Polo

She’ll even text a sexy photo

But her golf game is still so-so

She give me lessons on my dobro

She goes on nature hikes with Frodo

She’s got a tattoo of Hans Solo

But don’t be thinking' she’s a dude Bro