How Much Is That Hound Dog in the Window? - Jethro, Homer

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder

I do hope that fleabag’s for sale

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder

The one with the long mangy tail

I’ll give you two-bits for that hound dog

The one with the sad achin' heart

Fer he looks so much like my girl friend

I can’t hardly tell 'em apart

Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

What kind of a dog is that

That is a hot-dog Homer

Boy you sure mustard that up

I must take a trip to Louisianer

Leave her and that hound dog alone

While I’m eatin' shrimp and jamboliar

They’ll be home a-gnawin' a bone

I don’t want a monkey or a baboon

I don’t want a muley old cow

I don’t want a crappie or a catfish

A catfish could never me-ow

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder

With the basketball nose on his face

You know what a basketball nose is

It dribbles all over the place