The Huckel Buck - Homer, Jethro

Here’s a dance you should know

When the lights are down low

Grab your baby then go

Do the huckle buck

Do the huckle buck

If you don’t how to do it

Boy, you’re out of luck

Push your partner out

Then you hunch your back

Start a little movement in your sacroiliac

Wiggle like a snake

Waddle like a duck

That’s the way you do it

When you do the huckle buck

Homer?

Huh?

Suppose you and Jethro sing for all music lovers.

We’ll do it

Now you drink some home brew

From some chicken shoe

Phew!

Chase it with old mountain dew

Everybody stop we’re going to dance a dance

Grab yourself a chicken just be careful who you grab

Shake a little there, shake a little here

Then you double clutch it and you throw it out of gear

Hold your baby tight, swing her to the right

‘Til her eyeballs start a blinking like a caution light

If the dance should drag

Then you grab some old hag

And you jitter bang

Do the huckle buck

Do it kind of slow

You grab your partner then you shuffle off to Buffalo

Take a dip of snuff

Dip it kind of loose

If you can’t find a cutter

Just sputter all the juice

Papa’s feeling low

I think he’s out of luck

Mama told him he’s too old To do the huckle buck