What Is A Juggalo? - Insane Clown Posse

What is a Juggalo?

Let me think for second,

well, oh.

He gets butt naked,

and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,

with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!

What is a Juggalo?

He just don’t care,

he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.

Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,

he’d tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!

What is a Juggalo?

He drinks like a fish,

then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,

next thing he’s pickin fights with his best friends,

then he starts with the huggin again, fuck!

What is a Juggalo?

A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick,

then he jumps out a ten story window… ohhh!!!

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What is a Juggalo?

A juggalo, that’s what it is well fucked if I know

What is a Juggalo?

I don’t know,

but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.

What is a Juggalo?

A juggalo,

that’s what it is well fucked if I know

What is a Juggalo?

I don’t know,

but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.

I’m a Jugalugalugalo!

Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!

What is a Juggalo?

A dead body, well he ain’t really dead

but he ain’t like anybody that you’ve ever met before,

He’ll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

What is a Jug… what the fuck?

Conne… man that shit is wack…

don’t worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker!

What is a Juggalo?

He ain’t a bitch boy,

he’ll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy

walks right in ya house while ya having supper,

and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop!

What is a Juggalo?

Well he ain’t a phoney,

he’ll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis,

and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit,

cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot!

What is a Juggalo?

He’s a graduate, he graduated from… well,

at least he got a job, he’s not a dumb putz

He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha.

What is a Juggalo?

A Hulk-o-maniac,

he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks

People like him til they find out he’s unstable.

He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!

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