My Axe - Insane Clown Posse

I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy

I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe

(Violent J)

My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk

Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk

My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh

Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half

My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back

Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack

My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him

Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

(Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope)

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

(Violent J)

My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs

Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns

My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry

Me and my axe will leave a bivot for your eye

(Violent J)

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

(Violent J)

My axe is my buddy, don’t take him for a chump

Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump

(Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope)

Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see

Dont’t you hear the branches cry?

Asking for the reasons why

If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them

Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way

Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen?

Bodies draging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck

Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky

Ain’t no covering tracks, and thats why I’m here, and oh yes.

(Violent J)

My axe is my buddy, he’ll thump into your head

Me and my axe will make your white pony’s red

My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave

Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave

(Violent J)

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

(Violent J)

My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees

Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Sw-ii-ing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling, chop chop chop