My Kinda Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

My kinda bitch ain’t like your bitch

'Coz my bitch don’t bitch at all

My bitch don’t blink, she don’t even think

About money or a fuckin' mall

My kinda bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

'Coz she’s much too busy pullin' the worms out her butt

She ain’t bathed in years

My kinda bitch, I’ll never forget

We first met on a Ouija board

Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes

An' swallow a ninja sword

I said, «Hey, bitch, how do you do?

Some fucks call me Violent J»

She picked her nose an' flicked it at me

Smiled an' was on her way, my kinda bitch

My kinda bitch

My kinda bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

My kinda bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

My kinda bitch has a hole in her neck

An' has to talk like this, «I love you»

She can drink through it, ya' get used to it

It whistle every time we kiss

My kinda bitch gots one good tittie

The other one’s skinny an' red

She can make the one jiggle

The other one don’t do shit but just sit their dead

My kinda bitch has a wooden eye

With a nail stickin' half way out

It once caught a fire an' we all had to spit

In her face just to put it out

My kinda bitch is a little loopy

An' her ass might droop a bit

But I scoop that loop an' fold the flop

An' I fuck that pile of shit, my kinda bitch

My kinda bitch

My kinda bitch gots one good tittie

The other one’s skinny an' red

My kinda bitch gots one good tittie

Hello?

Um, my name is J, I’m from Detroit

I’m looking for a girl, who’s, um, dead

Um, a girl who can possibly fulfill

Some of my fetishes

Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo

And slapping my face with them

Um, jumping from the dresser

And landing on my balls, uh

My kinda bitch waits 'til I sleep

Then run an' fuck my friends

An' every time I break her legs

Then give my homie ends

She shot me once an' stabbed my neck

An' even broke my nose

But I lick her from her crooked neck

Down to her stringy toes, my kinda bitch

My kinda bitch

My kinda bitch waits 'til I sleep

Then run an' fuck my friends

My kinda bitch waits 'til I sleep then

Hello?

Uh, my name is Shaggs

And I’m looking for a girl

With a big, big fat fucking ass

And titties and a big fat fucking ass

And uh, I want my dick sucked

And I want my balls scratched

And I want her to scratch my ass

And twist my balls at the same time, that’s a must

And I’m looking for a girl

Who can stretch titties

And stuff 'em in her ass

Fuck, yeah, motherfucker

I’m lookin' for a bitch

I’m lookin' for a girl to fit my needs

My kinda bitch

We can have picnics under the moon

In the graveyard

We can have picnics under my house

My kinda bitch

I’m lookin' for a girl to die with

If you’re already dead, that’s cool

You can sit around an' wait for me to die

(My kinda bitch)

I’m lookin' for a girl to squeeze me

I’m lookin' for a girl to squeeze my balls

Let me squeeze your neck

This is Lisa

I’ve been a bad, bad girl