Mr.Clean - Insane Clown Posse

My balls are so clean;

it’s like walkin' out the Asian spa

New drawers, just grazin' by

Hang ‘em out your fly

Gonna let them boys blow in the breeze, like in the Florida Keys

My dick shines I assume like a Mr. Clean had

I see myself in my mushroom cap

I get him hard, and then I fix my hair.

My own dick’s the mirror

The sun hit it, baby’s squintin' from my dick’s glare

It’s reflective.

You should expect it

Not a speckle or a spat;

I’m that protective

It spit projectile when my ‘lettes smile

Who get excited when he nut?

That fucker get wild

What you eat, bitch?

What kind of sweets, bitch?

That shit be fuckin' with the flavor of my skeet, bitch

You got a brush, ho?

You better rush, ho

Two other bitches brushin', they might beat you to the punch, ho

White sands of the ocean

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

Pristine waters flowin'

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

The breeze from this mornin'

(Cleans as the balls I’m holdin')

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Scented like coconut, yeah, yeah

He don’t like smoke in the air, no

He get unhappy and limp, no

Pimp and get me out of here, yeah

Hard again back in the car, yeah

He like the scent of new car, yeah

Sparklin' dick like a saw, yeah

Reflective all over the car, yeah

Look at it drip, drip.

She want a sip, sip

If you lucky, he might pet you on the lip, bitch

But don’t get slick, bitch, and sneak a lick, bitch

Not without some brushin' and a rinse, so come equipped, bitch

It’s spotless, bitch.

It’s so clean, ho

It’s like your nipples skinny dippin' in the osheen, ho

This ain’t a nickle dick.

This ain’t a simple dick

This a super-clean quadruple fat pickle dick

What?

You ain’t fuckin'?

You ain’t get the notion?

You should’ve fed the here beast back in the ocean?

This could’ve fed a lot of women and satisfy many more at once

Instead, we stuck here with this dunce

Ladies and ‘lettes, don’t be wasteful with the penis (Especially)

Especially with something like the cleanest

At least pass it to a girlfriend you know

Who could live off a night with this for six months or mo'

White sands of the ocean

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

Pristine waters flowin'

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

The breeze from this mornin'

(Cleans as the balls I’m holdin')

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Scented like coconut, yeah, yeah

He don’t like smoke in the air, no

He get unhappy and limp, no

Pimp and get me out of here, yeah

Hard again back in the car, yeah

He like the scent of new car, yeah

Sparklin' dick like a saw, yeah

Reflective all over the car, yeah

White sands of the ocean

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

Pristine waters flowin'

(Clean as the balls I’m holdin')

The breeze from this mornin'

(Cleans as the balls I’m holdin')

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)

Immaculate scrotum

(Immaculate scrotum)