Primate Camp - Guttermouth

Big Bang was a theory

But now I pose a query

But my query’s like a question

Unlike a man who picked his jeans

Darwin started with crustations

Add a dose of fornications

Sprouting trees, swinging tails

And banana peeling feet

Primate Camp — Well Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp — From the oceans to the trees

Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp — Spreading virus and disease

I’ve got a primate with a gun

Taylor’d better run

It looks like an A-1

And an illegal one

But I’ve seen it in a movie

It appears to be bologna

A society of monkeys

Using humans like a slave

Primate Camp — Well Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp — From the oceans to the trees

Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp — Spreading virus and disease

Primate Camp — Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory

Primate Camp — From the oceans through the trees

Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans

Primate Camp — Spreading virus and

Primate Camp!

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Dr. Zaus the physician

And Zera pose a question

With a chromosome a missing

Can he reason, think, and speak?

Before I go much further

They like committing murder

On horseback in the future

Guess it’s part of their mystic

Now I’m straying from the topic

My nuts are microscopic

When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972

Musta been a dreaming

'cause the people payed to see 'em

From a jungle, to museum

I believe this be a zoo

Or a Primate Camp